A Walmart greeter position is highly sought after by retirees.

Regrettably for one individual, he was dismissed merely two hours after starting the job.

He took to social media to share his experience, and people around the globe are finding it hilarious!

Here’s what he expressed:

After securing my new role as a Walmart greeter, which is a great opportunity for many retirees, I managed to last less than a day.

Approximately two hours into my first shift, a very loud and aggressive woman entered the store with her two children, shouting obscenities at them as they walked through the entrance.

Following my instructions, I cheerfully said, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart. You have lovely children. Are they twins?”

Naturally, her children were at least two years apart, and while they bore some resemblance, they certainly did not look alike.

The woman paused her yelling long enough to respond, “Hell no, they aren’t twins. The oldest is 9, and the younger one is 7. Why on earth would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or just stupid?”

I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am; I just couldn’t fathom that someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”

My supervisor remarked that I probably wasn’t suited for this type of work.

LOL! Honesty can indeed be quite harsh at times! I believe something similar could occur to me if Walmart ever employed me as a greeter!